Фанатское творчество, или - люблю зелененькое...

[Padma]

ЖЖ с недавних пор - приятное местечко!
So now off to the side of the stage comes Chris Sligh, Phil and
Sanjaya. Sanjaya is still in his MJ outfit which fills me with glee; he
should always wear that. Always. It reminds me of brighter days, like
this one, where he performs well. Anyway, Phil is like, "Are there any
Cake fans in the audience?" Insert lots of screaming here. Sligh says,
"We call ourselves the Chriljayas." Which pretty much made my day,
other Idols ending things in "-jaya." Anyway, then Sligh
starts singing the first line of the Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That
Way," and we all start laughing. Sanjaya picks up the "My one desire"
line, and Phil takes the, "Believe when I say," and then he goes,
"Okay, nevermind," but Sanjaya starts dancing like a fool again and
practically yells at us, "That I WANT IT THAT—oh, oh, sorry.
*cough*" Friggin hilarious. Why can't we just keep all of these top ten
Idols around forever? I want them. They're mine. I call dibs. So
anyway, Phil starts talking about new auditions, and is the next
American Idol coming from Jacksonville, and I'm auditioning but I
didn't want to be that girl who cheers at everything so I didn't cheer,
and then the three of them start giving tips on how to handle
auditions. Be yourself – "but don't be crazy," Sligh warns, and
I laugh – just have fun, enjoy yourself, etc. And then of course,
because no one's made a hair joke in the past two minutes, Sligh says,
"Of course, it's not all about the singing." Sanjaya tosses his
hair around all girlishly, and even Sligh shakes the mane of curls, and
Phil stands there sadly because he has no hair. Sligh reaches across
Sanji and pats Phil's shoulder and says, "Aw, it's okay, Phil. No hair
is cool, too. And hey, Sanjaya has plenty to spare." Naturally, Sanjaya
looks horrified. And actually, I look horrified, too, I'm sure, because
Chris Sligh has now produced in my mind the image of Sanjaya's hair on
Phil's head. Again, I say: Stop that, tour.

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