читать дальшеSanjionary:
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Ashley Ferl — legendary Fanjaya with high water content
B
Berklee College of Music — college Sanjaya wants to attend
Bill Vendall — Rhode Island industrial artist who created Sanjaya Malakar (disputed)
C
Cakejaya — fans of Sanjaya and Cake, see also Sancake
D
Do I make you salty? — the “question”
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Fanjaya — us, the beautiful people
For the love of god — usually followed by comma Sanjaya exclamation point
Funjaya — one of the experiences of being a Fanjaya (e.g. I’m having funjaya with Sanjaya and the Fanjayas)
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Hair — what Sanjaya wants to talk about other than
Hatejaya — people whose brains explode at the mere mention of the word Sanjaya (e.g. “Sanjaya!” *boom*)
Hug, the — long hug Kiki gave Sanjaya when Seacrest announced the beginning of Sanjaya’s career
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Infectious — term Blake Lewis used to describe Sanjaya’s smile
Italian — Sanjaya’s favorite food, also half of the blood that runs in his body
J
Joe Perry — Sanjaya’s lead guitarist on his finale performance of You Really Got Me
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Kiki — a good hugger for Sanjayas in distress
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Life is Beautiful — because of Sanjaya
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Meljaya — the rare fan of both Sanjaya and Melinda Doolittle
Mercedes Benz — song Sanjaya failed to sing during country week due to sponsorship sabotage
Momjaya — Sanjaya’s mother, Jill, who wishes Sanjaya would listen to her more often
N
Nonjaya (new!) — recovering Hatejayas or strong-willed individuals unfazed by the Sanjaya-forces affecting the known universe
P
Papaya — multi-seeded, semi-soft-pulp tropical fruit most associated with Sanjaya, also delicious!
Phenom — what Sanjaya is
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Sancake — fans of Sanjaya and Cake, see also Cakejaya
Sangasm — what some Fanjayas experience after brief and/or prolonged exposure to Sanjaya on TV and/or the Internet
Sanjaya — is love, is Teen Pop Sensation, is Bill Vendall (disputed)
Sanjaya from Seattle — term Sanjaya uses to describe himself, should be changed to I’m Sanjaya, a Rock God
Sanjaya Phenomenon — the sixth season of American Idol and its aftermath
Sanjaya Show — speculative title of reality tv pilot Sanjaya shot in Venice Beach
Seventeen — age of Sanjaya when he joined American Idol, sometimes used to describe another contestant (e.g. Sanjaya is Seventeen! 17? Sanjaya Malakar is just 17!)
Sugary Cereal — high-glucose food item Sanjaya avoids
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Teen Pop Sensation — what Sanjaya is
Total Entertainment Package — what Sanjaya wants
TPS — acronym for Teen Pop Sensation
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Weird — how Sanjaya describes the phenomen that is himself
White House Correspondents Dinner — the first public function to be sanjaya’d by Sanjaya’s mere presence
hari christian the religion of the love child of Sanjaya and Jordin concieved on the AI tour -а вот это я люблю больше всего - народ догадывается